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ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

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its real

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

Time is the longest distance between two places.
Tennessee WilliamsThe Glass Menagerie (via feellng)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

gamzee-thehonk-makara:

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

I feel this on a spiritual level.

ryan404000:

dennys:

Was it his anxiety? A hallucination stemming from his deep-seeded fear of flying? Surely no one would believe him if he told them about what he saw. Delicious breakfast food on the wing of the plane? That’s insane, right? Not when your flight has crossed into another dimension. Not when you’re flying in the Latenight Zone.

Dennys what the fuck

ryan404000:

dennys:

Was it his anxiety? A hallucination stemming from his deep-seeded fear of flying? Surely no one would believe him if he told them about what he saw. Delicious breakfast food on the wing of the plane? That’s insane, right? Not when your flight has crossed into another dimension. Not when you’re flying in the Latenight Zone.

Dennys what the fuck

bboysbgirls:

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bboysbgirls:

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There was nowhere to go but everywhere, so just keep on rolling under the stars.
 Jack Kerouac (via purplebuddhaproject)

popculturesavvyangel:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

georgetakei:

You read that in his voice.
Source: Nerdgasm

georgetakei:

You read that in his voice.

Source: Nerdgasm

klainechel:

real talk tangled is better than frozen